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Tweak says, "Welease Bwian!"

Envinyatar (envinyatar15) wrote,
@ 2007-11-25 23:00:00

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books, children, fandom, job, rl, sex, sexuality, supernatural, tv

When I'm looking at a 7yo boy dressed up as a female clown in a circus show and thinking "o.o shiny, kinky stuff," there must be something wrong with me.

I. I'm in lust with my co-worker. Which seriously isn't all that uncommon with me - but, y'know, the fact that he's totally uninterested (not in me per sé, just in everything, I swear) kinda puts me off. Meaning we don't have anything to talk about - I think he thinks I'm a freak because I can't stop staring at him. I need to get laid.

II. We have this boy I'm helping with his homework, a 12yo, right? And the first thing he evidently asks anyone who's helping out with the school kids on a Friday is "Do you watch [SAT1, RTL or some other stupid channel] at midnight?" To which, naturally, the person in question goes all "O.o what's happening Friday midnight?" To which he says: "Well, there's porn on TV! And you can see everything!" To which the person in question goes "O.o WTF!?!?!?" I remember when this happened to me: I didn't know what to say. Now... well, I try to stop him, because that has no place in our "homework project". I still boggle at the fact that he's watching porn for hours on end. 12yo! Seriously!

III. Aforementioned 12yo talked about watersports the other day. Er, well, okay, not really, but, y'know. That's where my brain took me when he said something about water when he'd talked about penisses before.

IV. I was in two sex shops on Friday, and I wanted to buy so much. Not that it's really any use to me right now (and I didn't have a lot of money on me, a friend and I just wanted to buy something for another friend's birthday), but still. All those toys! Mmmm. *licks lips* I think I need to wander over there again really soon, to catch some inspiration for kinky!fic. *winks*

V. I'll return to reading Middlesex now. I'm still boggling at the fact that there's on-screen incest in it :D

VI. There were other things I can't remember. Damn my brain...

Also, I've been reading amazing fic in three fandoms (HP, SPN, dS) in my attempt to get my schedule cleared for December (OMG only six days!!!). And SPN RPS is made of luuuurve. Ack. Watch me become poly-fannish *sigh*

Which reminds me: the next SPN ep will air on December 13, y/y? And the one after that, 3.09, on my birthday, January 3??? God. That sucks. (Except for the birthday thing. That certainly doesn't! But, y'know, it only being 2 eps in a month and a half.)

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zebraspots05
2007-11-27 02:40 am UTC (link)

First Question: What is SPN?
Second Question: What is going on in the world? I watch Solstice Muse's LJ (oncelikeshari) and she was talking about a two-pound (the cost, not the weight) vibrator she was buying...and then I looked over here and you were talking about the same thing. I will tell you what I told her: you can't judge a vibrator by how much it costs. The best one I've ever had was a freebie...it probably cost less then five dollars. It was hard plastic and small, but worked well ;) Alas, it didn't last too long.

And my final comment was: after being in this fandom for so long, it is difficult not to twist EVERYTHING into something demented. I really have a hard time talking about watersports (the kind you play in water)with other people and keeping a straight face. And I see slash implications everywhere!!!! Think of it as an occupational hazard.

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envinyatar15
2007-11-27 06:18 pm UTC (link)

... SPN = Supernatural. I was in a hurry to finish the post, so things got abbreviated. Oops. (asdfghjkl and if that show isn't an epic tale of incesty brother love? I don't know what is!)

The horniness, let us show you it *grins* I think it's the upcoming holiday that has everyone kinda horny, because hey, this is supposed to be the season of love or something, no? Or something. Perhaps we all just wish for more to keep us warm in the cold winter nights ;)

LOL, two-pound vibrator, as in weight. Ahaha. *face meet palm. I can't keep a straight face talking about anything today* In those two sex shops I didn't see a vibrator for less than 15€, which I didn't have on me. (I can reconsider now, because ha! I got my pay cheque. :D) I'll heed your words, though, and try to dig up something that's cheap and usable... But what I was really interested in was something more kinky - the butt plugs and riding crops and cock rings and stuff. See what reading NC-17 fanfiction from age 14 does to you. *shakes head about self* (And man am I ever glad my mother doesn't really understand either English or the computer. I'd have gotten hell had she ever found out about my naughty mind. Let's discard the questionable legality of me doing so for a moment, okay?) I really would love to experiment with all that stuff like, right now. Pity there's no one around to try them out with.

Urg, it feels so wrong to mix in my mother when talking about above things. Haha.

And yeah, I hear you. Watersports just... Haha. Weirds me out every time someone speaks about it. I'm just lucky I live in a world where English isn't the predominant language, because that means I'm not encountered with RL stuff like that too often. Poor you! *pets* How's it when you're talking to friends who don't know anything 'bout your freetime activities within fandom? Does the hard-time-keeping-a-straight-face thing happen often? (asdfgh and now I imagine how it is when you're talking to someone who knows about what you do and someone who doesn't, and something like watersports comes up. Ahahaha.) And amen to the slash implications - nothing's safe anymore. Ask my friends. They think I'm sick - watching movies with them? Often has me cringing with laughter because of OMG TEH SUBTEXT. And I tell them because I can't not bind OMG TEH SUBTEXT on their noses. Poor thems.

Do you know the feeling of half-amused, half-annoyed rolling your eyes at yourself...?

/babbling

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zebraspots05
2007-11-27 09:06 pm UTC (link)

I think this post/reply has officially ended my bad mood!!!! So thank-you very much. The most difficult thing to do lately was to not explain why is wasn't a surprise that ddwas homosexual...of course he was, EVERYONE in HP is gay...didn't people know that. or when I talk to my family about the trio's friendship, I have to stop myself from saying,"I love it when the get together...." And I had to check with my hubby about who actually died in the books, because I had just finished an epic length 7th fanfic story which was very similar in a lot of places, but different people had died.

As for sex toys, (and I'm not sure about the implications of disscussing this accross international lines with someone younger than myself) I couldn't imagine butt plugs being very fun by yourself. But a good vibrator, you can't go wrong there!

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